Five years ago, everyone became a period traveler.

Everyone but Luke, who all today lives in a global where practical jokes are up 60,000%, his roommate insists on having 12-personal orgies before him, and every potential girlfriend offers dumped him for stuff he hasn’t done yet.

Luke suddenly finds himself madly in like, but also on the run from a authorities agency with the intention of slicing him up for experimentation.

No wonder he hates time travelers…