Penguin presents I’m Only In It for the Parking written and read by Lost Voice Man aka Lee Ridley.

What’s the worst thing about being disabled? Could it be the shameless looking? Is it that folks assume you’re a little dense because you can’t speak? Or is it the fact that friends and family always take you to theme parks just so they can leap the queues?

In fact, it’s the ridiculous questions that basically rile Lee Ridley, aka Shed Voice Guy. And over time he’s been inundated with them, from people who have failed to indulge their brains before starting their mouths. Which can be where I’m Just In It for the Parking will come in – think of it being a impaired FAQ, with funny (sometimes painfully funny) stories from Lee’s less-ordinary lifestyle.

If you think guess what happens it’s like to be handicapped, prepare to have your perceptions skewered from the much-loved Britain’s Got Talent champion, the brilliant stand-up who challenges to stand up, the Geordie without the highlight. And before you question … no, he really can’t speak in any way. But he certainly has something to say.