Buckle up, folks. It’s time to leap in, accept your inner self, and release the things that are keeping you back from wholeness. Enter the Millenneagram.

The Enneagram is an ancient personality typing system that has a sneaky way of revealing who we are and just why we do the things we carry out. Using nine types, it gets to the main of our worries and motivations, unveiling our inner-most selves.

Millenneagram reinvigorates the Enneagram by setting a modern spin in the common 9 types. Hannah Paasch, about Millenneagram: The Enneagram Guide for Finding Your Truest, Baddest Self creator of the popular #millenneagream threads on Twitter, reveals how this technique acts as a map toward our genuine selves. For Hannah, the Enneagram is not about changing who we are, but rather nurturing and loving our entire selves, actually the pain in the ass qualities. “Only from this placement of wholeness, rootedness in who we are, what we should believe, and what kind of story we are composing, will we have the ability to take action bravely for the sake of justice and mankind – to strategy our f*cked-up globe using the grounded courage it asks folks.”

With her trademark irreverent humor and empowering affirmations, Millenneagram reframes the classic Enneagram types with a brand new perspective and new names that cut to the chase:

#1 THE DEVICE

“I’m an Enneagram 1 and I Can Fix This!”

#2 The Mother or father

“I’m an Enneagram 2 and will I Get You a Fill up?”

#3 The Winner

“I’m an Enneagram 3 and everything I REALLY DO Is Win.”

#4 The Tortured Artist

“I’m an Enneagram 4 and I’m Deeper Than You.”

#5 The Detective

“I’m an Enneagram 5 and I Browse an Article ABOUT THIS.”

#6 The Oracle

“I’m an Enneagram 6 and I’m Loyal as Fuck.”

#7 The Party

“I’m an Enneagram 7 which means this MAY BE Vodka In My Mug.”

#8 The Dragon

“I’m an Enneagram 8 so Nice Try, Bitch.”

#9 The Wallflower

“I’m an Enneagram 9 so Let’s Simply All Chill Out, Dude.”

A powerful tool for self-discovery (it doesn’t take itself too seriously), Millenneagram can be an invitation for introspection and growth. Hannah’s revamped Enneagram goes beyond simply determining with a type: it offers us permission to be our truest, enough-as-is, bad-ass selves.

Supplemental enhancement PDF accompanies the audiobook.