When your father is a literal monster, the final place you intend to go is home.

However, I wasn’t provided much of an option. Carrying out a five-year exile, I’m back in my childhood bedroom. Only, this time around, a couple of silver pubs on all of the windows and vault hair on the doorways.

Instead of a homecoming party, my father is hosting a barbaric tournament to determine who will win my hand in marriage.

And really, who wouldn’t wish to spend the others of their limitless days with a blood-thirsty vampire fresh from a cage match? This is exactly what dreams are constructed of, ladies!

Things go from bad to teach wreck when my only ally gets herself kidnapped and I’m left with among my would-be boyfriends after someone loses their head-I want I was kidding-in my bedroom.

I have to save my friend, watch my back, and keep my heart from chasing after my temporary partner in crime, all without getting in the crosshairs of whatever monster is terrorizing the Eastern Court.