It isn’t easy being a parent nowadays. There are expenses to pay. Children to give food to. And hordes of undead monsters to maintain at bay.

There are many guides out there about how exactly to survive the zombie apocalypse. Most of them believe readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that situation, the just living humans still left will become smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That’s hell on the planet, even with no zombies.

Only Dead on the Inside may be the answer for ordinary people.

Written by approximately Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent’s Guideline to Making it through the Zombie Apocalypse professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four Wayne Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, combining two totally unrelated genres within a book no one requested but everyone wants.

This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that wont change by the end of the world. There’s no reason you can not be a zombie killing machine AND mother or father of the year, however, you have to work for it.

If you want to ensure that your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead inside is your best–and only–chance at success. No pressure, but if you don’t read this book, your children will die.

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