What’s incorrect with my butt?

She means those words to be directed toward the woman beside her, not him. But he can’t prevent himself from responding to. Not when her ass may be the most wonderful thing he’s seen in his life.

Apparently, answering her with ‘not a damn thing’ wasn’t what she was expecting. She likely wasn’t anticipating the football she took to the face at his next at bat, either.

All it takes is one ill-fated bad ball, and George Hoffman, Lumberjacks center fielder, falls mind over heels in love with Wrigley Field-and yes, that’s her true name.

From that time forward, George and Wrigley fall into a fast whirlwind love that ends with them eloping to Vegas. And he has his potty-mouth, titty-bar-owning, pain in the ass grandmother to thank for it.Not really that he’s complaining or anything. Who wouldn’t desire to be wedded to a female that produced his heart competition like he was in the final game of the World Series?

The just problem is trying to convince her of this.

Contains mature themes.