A hilarious guide alive from a guy that has “lived large and fallen hard–lost every work I ever endured, messed up everybody I’ve ever dated, been kicked from every institution I’ve ever been in”–and still survived; offering observations on courage (“Lots of guys brag they’d fight off anything to save their female. Yeah, right–there is certainly no feeling in both us dying”), discipline (“If you to obtain whupped, your dad is the man. Mothers don’t prevent until you’re blood loss to loss of life”), money (” about Sinbad’s Guidebook alive Before computers, assessments were great…local ones took a fortnight to obvious”), women and men (“If there were no women in the world, men will be naked, driving trucks, living in dirt and grime”), underwear (“Women, do not purchase your men bikini underpants”), love (“When you can get yourself a car without money down, you may get a boyfriend or girlfriend”), marriage (“There is absolutely no compromise, you either go to the basketball game or you go to a movie you hate”), divorce (“a couple of no Betty Ford clinics for strung-out lovers. You have to go cool turkey”), dieting (“I’d be hanging out at McDonald’s, tapping over the windowpane: ‘Don’t throw out those fries!’”), parenting (“When they caught Jeffrey Dahmer, his mother was protective: ‘He usually had a wholesome urge for food…’”), technology, and much more.