Just a little book using a big message…… when life hits us having a splat

Someday a bird will poop on all of us.

But that’s okay. In a world of poor news, fake information, delays, disappointments, garbage talk, and tweets, issues are bound to get a little poopy.

What matters is not what size the clutter is–but how well you react to it.

Someday a Bird Will Poop on You is a modern parable about existence striking us with something unexpected–and the perfect gift for anybody leaving home without an umbrella.