I’m trying to get back to my regular lifestyle, managing Peachtree Books while being truly a fabulous plus-size nighties model.

Now my ex, Dalton Deangelo, is back in my town, concealing out from his past and a ton of awful publicity. He’s a total bad young man, and he can never keep his hands off my peaches, despite the fact that I’m always running away.

I just started internet dating Adrian Surprise, who’s been my not-so-secret crush since high school. Adrian’s deeper and more pleasurable than I anticipated. I can in fact see a future with him, when he’s not telling me I’m incorrect about everything.

Now Dalton has this crazy idea to save his acting career, and he wants my help. He gave me a box. I’m presuming the box retains an engagement ring, but I’m too freaked out to look.

Dalton keeps hinting that he loves me, but he won’t tell you the words. Even if he do, can you ever actually trust an professional?