How do you win a soccer video game when you do not even want to be for the team?

When Hunter Hercules, the biggest soccer superstar in the Northlands, is used in play in the Motherlands, he’s mad mainly because hell. Not only is their style of soccer different, but they possess mixed teams and his female captain, Emanuela, telephone calls him unsophisticated and promises that she’s a better participant than him. What a fucking joke!

The whole lot is ridiculous and infuriating to Hunter. That is why when the soccer club sends all the players on a team-building trip, Hunter shows up determined to place the little woman in her place. It should have already been easy, but Emanuela is not a regular lovely Motlander he can force around. She’s competitive towards the bone, so when Hunter plays filthy she’s fast to adapt and strike him back again tenfold.

Someone must have warned her not to mess with an Nman.

Contains mature themes.