It’s going to be a blue Christmas for Iris Wildthyme. Her closest friend, Panda, is definitely lost with time and space as well as the just festive cheer she will get is at underneath of a cup. If that wasn’t enough, this year’s number one toy is trying to kill her!

From a futuristic planet-sized shopping mall towards the frozen wastes from the North Pole, the search for Panda leads Iris to a fiendish storyline that threatens to damage Christmas for the entire multiverse. With only a jobsworth protection droid to help, Iris transforms to the one man who are able to save the season of goodwill – Saint Nick himself. There’s just one single snag; Santa Claus is certainly a broken guy…

With psychotic elves, exploding shoplifters and more tinsel than you can shake a bottle of Babycham at, that is going to be the Mother of most Christmases – and you’re all invited!