The gods are funny . except when you piss them off. They suck. They really, actually suck. Alexander Weiss discovers this tidbit when he inadvertently insults Athena, Goddess of Intelligence, and she casts him aside on a overlooked isle filled up with statues.

Being marooned is bad enough, however the fact that the isle is also the house of Euryale, elder sister to Medusa, makes the situation an impression worse. The thing keeping Alex from being petrified is the reality that Euryale has used a liking to the blundering mortal. For now.

What follows next is a wild, adventurous story filled with heroes, gods, monsters, love, and war that’s nothing lacking legendary.