For anybody who’s ever been on the receiving end of the unsolicited dick pic .

He gets the muscle tissue of Adonis, an ego bigger compared to the sun, and a very clear wish to get back in my pants. Which will be amazing if he weren’t a SEAL and I wasn’t a legal.

Although, I prefer the term avenger. I’m a hacktivist, cleaning up the cesspool of cyberspace one fraud artist and troll at a time, and I sometimes bend several rules to obtain justice done.

He’s a armed forces man with abdominal muscles of glory, sworn to uphold the notice of regulations no matter its shortcomings. And if he’d known who-or what-I was, I doubt he would’ve banged me at my best friend’s wedding reception. Or come back for more.

Which explains why he’s now the thing standing up between me and a single very pissed off internet troll who’s determined where I live. I’m pretty sure he’ll obtain me out of the alive-and quite pleased, thank you extremely much-but I’m also confident this mission will end with me in handcuffs.

And not the good sort of handcuffs.

Contains mature themes.