‘So funny. As well as the sex is amazing – makes me feel just like a nun!’ Jilly Cooper

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‘Hilarious and powerful.’ Daily Email

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‘Sexy and incredibly funny…perfect for enthusiasts of Jilly Cooper.’ Closer

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‘This book has it all – love, romance, sadness and sex – a rare find that’s funny sometimes and moving at others.’ Marie Claire

The AND SOMETHING [n] informal somebody who accompanies an invited person to a wedding or a reminder to be single, alone and absolutely plus non-e

Polly’s not seeking for ‘the 1’, simply the and something…

Polly Spencer is fine. She’s one, turning thirty and only managed to have sexual intercourse twice this past year (both situations with a Swedish banker called Fred), but seriously, she’s fine. Also if she’s still trapped at Posh! mag writing about royal babies and the chances of finding a plus someone to her greatest friend’s summer wedding ceremony are looking worryingly slim.

But it’s a fresh Year, a new leaf and all that. Polly’s decided that over another 365 days she’ll remember to shave her hip and legs, drink less wine and generally obtain her s**t collectively. Her latest piece is for the infamous Jasper, Marquess of Milton, undoubtedly neither a plus one nor ‘the one’. She’s noticed the stories, there is no way she’ll succumb to his charms…

A laugh-out-loud, toe-curlingly honest debut for followers of Helen Fielding, Bryony Gordon and Jilly Cooper. Don’t skip the hottest book of 2018!