There comes a period in every fresh mother’s life when she finds herself looking at her screaming, smelly ‘bundle of joy’ and wishing someone had informed her that her house would reek of vomit, or that she shouldn’t buy the cute onesies with a thousand impossible buttons, or that she might cry a lot more than the baby.

Bestselling humor author Dawn Dais is usually convinced that there surely is a reason for this insufficient preparedness. She thinks that a vast conspiracy exists to cover the horrific truth about parenting from doe-eyed expectant mothers who might in any other case abandon their infants in clinics and run for this. In The Sh!t NOBODY Tells You, Dais reveals what it’s enjoy to be always a new parent and provides helpful insights, humor, and expect those who feel overwhelmed by the exhausting tests they’re suddenly facing. Dais presents real suggestions from genuine moms-along with hilarious anecdotes, clever ideas, and the genuine encouragement every mother needs in order to survive the initial season of parenthood.