Hi, I’m Alexis Delaney. I’m your normal seventeen-year-old young lady. Except I can see the deceased. And speak to the useless. And drive them aside and, well, help them move on.

So . okay, I’m not your common seventeen-year-old girl.

For years I’ve been struggling to survive the souls still roaming around. The shitheads generally seem to discover me. Moving from city to city every couple of months never helped either. More dead just generally discover me. But factors are changing for me personally now. I’m relocating with my uncle about ENDEAVORING TO Live With The Deceased Rory and cousin Tara. I’m finally likely to be able to do normal teenage stuff I’ve been missing out on. Right?

Well, if that one bitch of the ghost could leave me by itself on campus that would be great. Especially since I haven’t told my new friends about my capabilities. Is it possible to believe this? Five good-looking men virtually adopt me on my initial day of school, and I still believe they’re a little nuts for it. Now if I can only keep my life with the inactive from combining with my regular life everything would be great. Yeah . . . I don’t discover that happening either. But I’m going to give it a shot.

Who knows? It could work.