Ernie’s always clowning around, even during intercourse. He has spent his whole adult life working in the circus, employment with perks he never anticipated when he first donned the greasepaint. In nearly every town the circus visits, at least one clown groupie discovers Ernie, seduces him, and leaves him satiated without him ever disclosing what he appears like without his clown fit and painted-on encounter. But does such an arrangement fulfill Ernie? And could it be true what people say about guys with big sneakers?

This short story from Michael Bracken contains graphic content of an extremely sexual nature and it is strictly for adults only.